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Why Khamenei fully supports Bashar al-Assad

Why Khamenei fully supports Bashar al-Assad

A new #Khamenei_in_Syria joke: Q: #Why_Khamenei fully supports #Bashar_al-Assad ? A: Because Prophet Mohammad told us to have mercy upon orphans. EXPLANATORY NOTES: Bashar al-Assad literally inherited the presidency from his father, Hafez al-Assad, in 2000. He was brought back from the UK after his father fell […]

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Why Khamenei approved of destruction of 1,500 mosques in Syria

Why Khamenei approved of destruction of 1,500 mosques in Syria

A new #Khamenei_in_Syria joke: Q: #Why_Khamenei approved of the destruction of 1,500 mosques in #Syria ? A: Because he doesn’t like Ottoman architecture. EXPLANATORY NOTES: Under the supreme leadership of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, some 1,500 mosques in Syria have been targeted and destroyed by the Syrian regime […]

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Khamenei is right to have sent Sepah Pasdaran fighters to Syria

Khamenei is right to have sent Sepah Pasdaran fighters to Syria

A new #Khamenei_in_Syria joke: Q: #Khamenei_is_right to have sent #Sepah_Pasdaran fighters to #Syria ? A: Right, because they were getting too powerful in Iran and the only way to weaken them was to send as many of them to die in Syria. EXPLANATORY NOTES: Sepah Pasdaran has […]

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Khamenei is right to have approved of the use of barrel bombs in Syria

Khamenei is right to have approved of the use of barrel bombs in Syria

A new #Khamenei_in_Syria joke: Q: #Khamenei_is_right to have approved of the use of #barrel_bombs in #Syria ? A: Right, because they are cheaper than missiles, so it’s better for the Iranian economy that is suffering from the sanctions.   EXPLANATORY NOTES: Barrel bombs are highly explosive, unguided […]

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Why Khamenei approved of bombing Palestinian refugee camps in Syria?

A new #Khamenei_in_Syria joke: Q: #Why_Khamenei approved of bombing Palestinian refugee camps in #Syria ? A: Because he’s a firm believer in Palestinians’ right of return.   EXPLANATORY NOTES: The ‘right of return’ refers to the right of Palestinian refugees in the diaspora to return to their […]

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Why Khamenei wants to destroy Iraq, Syria and Lebanon?

A new #Khamenei_in_Syria joke: Q: #Why_Khamenei wants to completely destroy Iraq, #Syria and Lebanon? A: Because he wants a view onto the Mediterranean. EXPLANATORY NOTES: Under the supreme leadership of Ayatollah Khamenei, Sepah Pasdaran has been responsible for much of the death and destruction in Syria, Lebanon […]

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New series of jokes about #Khamenei_in_Syria

Sometimes all one can do in the face of death is laughter. In fact, laughter and joking can sometimes be the only adequate response to certain absurd situations. As American humourist Mark Twain once said, “The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter… […]

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